// #idle ÄÄÄ sour [sluf@vw-17871.bigpond.net.au] has joined #idle can someone teach me to hack? http://ninja.teqneek.org/~steve/cyber.c cyber.c is that a hacking tool? sour, get that file, compile it, and ./cyber how do i compile it? ÄÄÄ Yobbo sends sour click.exe save it to your desktop and double click on it i got click.exe but ok have u got cLiCk.eXe lebo version // b0g mags - Malaysian Deputy Interior Minister Megat Junid Ayob told an anti-drug conference in January in Kuala Lampur that shortages in heroin and cannabis have caused some addicts to get high by sniffing fresh cow dung. Addicts put a coconut shell over the patty, with a hole at the top for sniffing. // #leet if he's a poofter.. its hard to have kids like. you need a saraget mother Niffum, u know what i mean andyou jizz in a tube. or a petradish and see which ones survive its kind alik egladiator or tesure island // pornolize.com - converts text into porno :D Orig : "The Ninja Warrior Presents: Poison #1" PORNO!: "The wanking Ninja "Up the Arse" Warrior Fucks: Poison #1" Orig : "Wiretapping Abuse Report on the FBI in 1991" PORNO!: "Cocksucking "Dildo" Abuse Report on the motherfucking FBI in 1991" // #perth-wogs If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? // #sydneyaa @ ozorg ÄÄÄ signoff: beans-/#sydneyaa (<@Hud> cya all tomorrow <@Hud> gotta do an ass) // #cyberchat @ ozorg %$% Topic (#cyberchat): 'two known aboriginal terrorists, bin-drinkin and bin-smokin have been apprehended in outback australia. the third known terrorist, bin-workin is yet to be found // In the middle of leb debate :P i fully agree that lebs smell ... germans used lebs for gas chambers thats all they where ever good for were write smell backwalds, llems....quite simular to lebs... CO-INCEDENCE? [21:00] *** Joins: Buckey (Yoni@159.b.005.mel.iprimus.net.au) [21:00] ops or ill nuke [21:00] 10 [21:00] 9 [21:00] 8 // #uNiXGoDS @ ozorg // Bitching about ssh sploit fukn hell if any of us get around to writing a sploit that takes 2 days to pull off sup make sure u add tetris or something rofl whiel u wait (C) we have dis suburb in sydney like (C) all rich kunts (C) like rich + snobby (C) they like got the cops to roadblock all de streets leading into their suburb of a nighttime each night (C) and start defuncting * cars (C) like (C) rofl (C) cos they got sick of hearing kids rev their cars n shit (C) heh dey pulled over 179 cars (C) gave 199 defunct notices (C) go figure (C) :P (C) confiscated 21 cars man cops searched my car today wif sniffer dogs nshit lol what were you doing :P ? at scarbs excessive usage of the horn they rekon i had paper in my ash tray lol they rekon its a fire hassard i told them that my seatbelt might turn against me and strangle me and it's life threaterning rofl they fully searched my car nthe k9 started scratching my back seat and barking kleraki has this vid around 1998 he ran into womens toilets and let go a whole 10ltr bucket of crabs and u see this women bolting outta there screaming // Usually different nickname... ÄÄÄ Dracule [dracule@co3008769-a.blktn1.nsw.optushome.com.au] has joined #UnixGods (C) i haxx0r3d your comp (C) thats why your nickname is Dracule (C) :PP (C) hehe (C) i hacked your mother (C) that's why you're european :) // The Banlist :P 6 #unixgods SeN 108 *!*Ghanesh@Commands.you 7 #unixgods SeN 12654 abod!djit@l 8 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 Aborigina!-@Buskin'_Song_Or_Didje_Meets_Gypsy_Caravan.mp3 9 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 Chinese!haxers@need.to.get.out.more.and.srandom()! 10 #unixgods sour- 69 conspirac!elephant@theory 11 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 fjeer!sourz@hacked.russian.spy.satellite 14 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 i!has@sed.skillz.now! 15 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 if[-f/"0!day"];then@echo_i_em_leeet!;fi; 16 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 My!touch@skillz.will.send.joo.to.prison 17 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 n1ck!has@a.boyfriend.named.bruno.in.de.lockup 18 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 nick!ownz@whoring.0day.techneeeq 19 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 SeN!*mollests@buddist.monks 20 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 SeN!aka@fluff.bunny 21 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 SeN!is@a.fatty 22 #unixgods router.oz. 15693 Sour!Has@Problem.solving.skillz Young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say, "Hi there little boy!!" One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies. She replies "Well...that is what size we imagine your penis to be...it is just a joke!" The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says, "HI THERE LADIES!" [³] (goat-boy!goat@oh.no.a.dingo.ate.muhbaby.com) [³] realname .. * GoATZ oRn cOKE * i have a veryy sick minded friend heh he fucks pro's and he loves to abuse them when hes fucking them "You dirty slut know look at you, your sucking my dick for a $50" ÄÄ ..[topic/#uNiXGoDS:SeN]: [Idaywhore(goat@pimpin.illegal.ly)] how do i boot my linux if i forgot root pword // He met his dream girl, was talkin to her :P MSG 07/12/01 at 01:09:24 AM Ratt|eSna (FAQ@CWIP-T-011-p-225-25.tmns.net.au) raaa MSG 07/12/01 at 01:09:29 AM Ratt|eSna (FAQ@CWIP-T-011-p-225-25.tmns.net.au) i just realised something MSG 07/12/01 at 01:09:43 AM Ratt|eSna (FAQ@CWIP-T-011-p-225-25.tmns.net.au) vegans dont eat meat or drink dairy or anything that comes from an animal MSG 07/12/01 at 01:09:48 AM Ratt|eSna (FAQ@CWIP-T-011-p-225-25.tmns.net.au) spooge comes from an animal MSG 07/12/01 at 01:09:56 AM Ratt|eSna (FAQ@CWIP-T-011-p-225-25.tmns.net.au) would vegan chick eat cum? MSG 07/12/01 at 01:11:04 AM Ratt|eSna (FAQ@CWIP-T-011-p-225-25.tmns.net.au) ie would vegan chick suck my wang? // #Nermals_Haven <^NeRmAL^> are fat boobie boys obsessed with boobs? <^NeRmAL^> he's family tree goes in a straight line <^NeRmAL^> thats why ROss has been so moody lalty <^NeRmAL^> LAtely // #Central*Station // talking about misc shit ÄÄÄ scoobery [scoobery@vw-14629.iprimus.net.au] has left #central*station [] scoobery: Sorry, there is no such nickname or channel she get excited ? <[V]Assignment> haha <[V]Assignment> no ÄÄÄ scoobery [scoobery@vw-14629.iprimus.net.au] has joined #central*station <[V]Assignment> she presses wrong button <[V]Assignment> then chucks hissyfits omg that was scary // #FPM Q: Why do flies have wings? A: To beat the coons to the dump! // pasted from #FPM Q: Why should you go to aboriginal garage sales? A: To get your stuff back. Q: How do you make an abo run? A: Throw centrelink forms at him throwin a 5 cent coin ROFLMAO Q: how do u get them out?? A: throwe in a bar of soap Q: Why are there spotlights at the dump? A: So the coons can go late night shopping! // From #Nerds cro cro cro your boat, gently into australia i want to be one of those nigger tv preachers. the LORD WANTS YOU MY CHILDREN! he wants YOU..OOOOOH PRAISE THE LORD! *raises his hands to the air after wiping his brow* haha. AHAH im calling on you, ESPECIALLY ALL YOU LITTLE BOYS OUT THERE. OH YEAH! TELL IT! haha come on down! can you feeeeeeeeel it?! IO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID! CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL IT! ROFL *claps his hands* ooooooh sing it praaaaaaaise the lord CAN I GET A WITNESS?! *big nigger boobs bounce* I know how to say I love you in swedish! * elena beams Oh! COOL! I'll say it now. Jag älskar dig I know how to say I love you in Tasmania. haha "Want your back shaved?" she's a mistress with whips and hot candle wax :/ that's not kinky i just put my mobile in my pants with vibration on and rang myself from my home phone. THAT's kinky. lol // SV trying to get into quotes, so hey, why not ;) [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] sv is coon [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] ;P [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] behhehe [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] hes gonna kirra to see the 'lations >[msg!SuperVeggie] stop trying to get into the quotes boy ;P [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] hey [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] i gotta make myself a star somehow >[msg!SuperVeggie] lol [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] okay i admit [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] the only reason why im posting me [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] is coz i only understand me [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] i dont understand ur humour [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] hehehe =] [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] jk >[msg!SuperVeggie] haha [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] wouldnt it suc if your birthname was [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] BEn Dover [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] psssss [SuperVeggie!SV@vw-1394.tmns.net.au] hehehehehe >[msg!SuperVeggie] haha >[msg!SuperVeggie] fuck it, ill add this convo to quots =P [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] just look at it [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] cat /var/log/secure >[msg!mopo] didj@cypress:/var/log$ ls secure >[msg!mopo] /bin/ls: secure: No such file or directory >[msg!mopo] ? [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] ??cat u idiot >[msg!mopo] rofl >[msg!mopo] im adding this to quotes :P [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] rofl [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] u looked at it yet >[msg!mopo] ROFL >[msg!mopo] please tell me your joking ? [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] there should be some ssh enteries [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] what? [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] cat /var/log/secure [mopo!pat@vw-18423.bigpond.net.au] just do it // I decided to tell him now ;) // From #lapitup // About duck hunting mark get me a black swan kunt LOL you want more? hahahahahahaahah man kleraki had a swan xept they're too fukn hard to handle they're easy to catch tho xept they got claws nshit and they scream like crazy we treid catching a baby swan but when we got close to it 234786283746528374523847 swans came and chased us alastar knocked a swan out hahahahahahah started pecking him *SMACK* // From #Chemicalz sour-> "So what do we talk about in chemicalz? Everything from blacks, to shitting in urinals" ÄÄÄ ..[topic/#chemicalz:ChanOP]: If scat is your game, #chemicalz is the way. rofl rofl "with a dash of white boy on the side" hahaha @ ant thinking he is white nah "with a dash of white in the boy" black preist styles HOLY SHIT AN ABO DOING MATHS! Yes, amazing; aint it. ÄÄÄ serts points to quotes.txt if i have one metho and get another metho bottle, what do i have?! ÄÄÄ Didjital points to effort A PARTY SIR! ÄÄ anna[afk] points to stephesego.exe i want abo porn mm cathy freeman fuck she's an ugly bitch no wonder she can run fast she would have learned early because if she was my kid i'd be chasing her around trying to beat the fugliness out of her. 10.21.01.Fat.Boys.Need.Love.Too-LDSXXX bwhahaha AHAHA HAHAHA LOL thats one for nathan man d4n3 is l33t hes got ops in #arabs_united wtf? SHIT WE BETTER SHUT UP he's going ./plane us all! roflmao my mum told me not to take the piss out of my brother coz hes got man boobs // www.meet-an-inmate.com there should be like "I'm in here coz I kill people that piss me off... I'm like a wheel of fortune... want to take a risk?" something like that that'd be cool none of this "I'm a normal person, ...... but I'm a criminal" "I'm honest and straight to the point, I'm looking for a gullable dumb bitch (must be good looking and fuckable) to accept my itch for some good heterosexual sex and then because entangled in my master plan to get the fuckers who put me in here (and some other fuckwits on the side)" Sexual Preference: At this point, whatever has a hole. // Way too many trips for this dude ;p it was a post on a msg board didj [19:12] hahaha..i love reading this post. [19:12] I'm going over to live in Europe in May/June and I want to take a sheet of acid over with me. I'm too scared to take it on the plane, so I was thinking of faxing it over before hand. [19:12] Can anyone tell me if this will work? dude, he was serious! lol those quotes are so loving eheh imagine if a coon read em haha you'd get ./speared and ./boomeranged calc was a bitch its a bitch and a half cause like amen you fuck'n religious cunt didj * Darkside watches didj worship his didjeridoo rofl or as they call it in the dreamtime, "the music stick" ROFL calculus was shit easy :P thats caus you gave the teacher head :/ oh, and btw, i would have given my maths teacher head too she was fucking hot. my teacher was some black git so...nyee as if you'd employ a black teacher. "if you have one bottle of metho, and then you get another bottle of metho, what do you have?" "two bottles of metho, sir?" "NO, YOU FUCK, A PARTY! and btw one of the head MS employess in au drives a triumph with the number plate "ETHICS" wwwttttfff what a joke. PLANE INTO YOUR SERVER FOR LAUGH AT TOWEL ON TYPING FOR ALLAH LOL yeah, hacker's will start makin paper airplanes and knocking on kunt's door's "excuse me mate, i just gotta fly this plane into ya server...won't be a sec aye" *h4x0r runs out yelling "000wwwnnn333dddd!!@!#%@$^@"* hah man ya get these big DoS attacks now 600 paper airplanes with "YOU ARE THE SUCK" haha imagine au style 50 abo's runnin down ayres rock throwin boomerangs to try and knock out a koala bloody boomerangs come back and knock em all out and its classes as mass suicide and not a terrost event BOB THE COON CAN HE STEAL IT!? YES HE CAN! u'll haveta come geese and duck and frog hunting wif us ... then we're putting the geese over a fence into this indian kids pool // week or so later didj we did the duck thing :P with fotos we goto lake munga i hadnt even got outta the car and kleraki already brings a huge fukn swan into the car xept it was too fukn big so we went catching ducks took us a loaf of bread to catch one successfully and bring it into the car sour-> then we went behind the indian kids pool took a foto of me holding it another one of the duck in mid air and another one with a duck swimming in a pool when i threw it over u jus hear *splash* i literally rofled also got another pic of me in the back seet with my jumper covered in duck shit do you give head? only to qlders. lol with the name jared *G* lol <|Jen|> dream on :) but jen wants me <|Jen|> that doesn't mean you get head n4ffy. it should =P * |Jen| rolls her eyes no love i'd like to be an arab i could like be a pimp and a drving instructor with all my camels. // Talking about arabs with nukes they buy russian nukes aye those thigs prolly come with :"made in korea" "READ ME" AHAH "HOW 2 USE A NUKE" ROFLMAO NATHAN no shit "Point away from face" my tongue is the only thing i've had pierced that hasn't been infected my mums a nurse.. shes got all that shit steralising thingoes well my brother pierced his nipple it got infected and the top of his nipple came off ack lol lmao silly git yer so what do you reckon he did next? pierced the other one instead! // Talking about coons with petrol aye man.. u know how long 5L last's when ya sniffin? like fuck loads aye it's like gettin an Oz. of pot or someshit aye // Taking the piss out of australia's bandwidth like a ddos attack is 60 eddie mabo's runnin across ayres rock screamin "PING" that's the only reason we don't get 100% packet loss when we ping overseas machines boomerangs always come back whatever happened to riss? i haven't seen his hairy bum for a while. he retired from oper-ism took out his ircd eerie couldnt handle the packets :P prolly something like that umm..hes phoenix :P he couldn't handle being owned by an aboriginal musical intstrument, and the taste of an aboriginal vagina? (didj, sour, for the uninitiated) rofl *** serts (steve@vw-27044.optusnet.com.au) Quit (G-Lined: Banned from AustNet: Sub7 clones not permitted on AustNet. Turn on your identd if this is your real host abo) ÄÄÄ Topic for #Chemicalz: all them c00n's that walk round the city talkin to them selves prob think the rainbow snake thingy is right next to em coz they sniffed to much meth0.. "hey there Mr snakie...aye man..why DID you create all these big towers and shit..aye? aye?........ // Just sent him bigbruddah.jpg where do ya get these funny pics *shrug* found em ./download :P sure probly testing out a digital camera who's that abo boxer? mundine! he'll go into politics soon "gimme your land, or i'll beat you fuckless" // This demonstrates the average AustNet Oper intellect :\ ÄÄÄ Topic for #Chemicalz: [13:28:26] *** Quits: psyBNC (Banned from AustNet: Unsecured host. Open telnet port.) ÄÄÄ Topic (#Chemicalz): set by cyborg at Sat Sep 1 07:38:51 2001 i would fuck elizabeth hurley shes leet lol your fuck a lot of things veggie ... ur point? including GeForce3's :P and monkeys ahaha and goats okay 1) GeForce3 needs some luvvin 2) Monkeys are like 98% human DNA... so it's good enough rofl 3) Goats are... well... goats just like being violated :/ AHAHHAQ ROFL crazy shit. why the fuck does the new nero have "shut down machine when done?" does it think it's getright? son, ie will be saying "shutdown computer when home page is loaded" heh my box needs a "shutdown computer when windows successfully starts" checkbox // Asian doctor :P doctor rekons i have the same blood pressure as michael klim when he was my age that swimmer dude? Didj- yeh i dunno why but this asian doctor i goto thinks im related its like me sayin his related to brucelee